Why You Should NOT Hire Me

I have lower confidence than I should, given my skill set.

I will probably fuck some things up, immediately recognize it, and get down on myself for it.

I will allow myself to take on too much burden and it will cause me to get depressed.

My proven successes are projects where I’ve been able take the helm, in interesting spaces.

You definitely shouldn’t hire me:

  • If you are into building software with unnecessarily complicated features.
  • If you don’t have a good business model or process.
  • If you are using, or thinking of using SAP, you are probably too big for me to feel like I can help.

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