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Screenplay – Mark Wahlberg defeats the Terrorists (9/11)

Sunday, February 10th, 2008

Music to set the mood while reading… [intro narration] Mark Wahlberg, actor and former lead singer of Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch narrowly escaped disaster in 2001 by leaving Boston one day too soon, on September 10, to party with a friend in Toronto before continuing onto Los Angeles. Wahlberg, with his reputation as [...]

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T-Shirt Idea

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

Phil’s Mother suggested “Oy Polloi”, unfortunately too close to a Scottish anarchist punk band. My counter: A shirt with a graphic of FDR, with the caption: “Hoi Polio” If this doesn’t make sense, read more here. Special thanks to Danny Choi.

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Today’s Idea for a Photo Calendar

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

Lepers with Leopards. I’ll spare you the image I mocked up and just let you visualize the wonder… UPDATE: Also, cougars with cougars, camels with cameltoes…

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Rent for Cats

Monday, July 16th, 2007

A new musical I’m writing about the Feline Aids epidemic. Featuring the hit song: (five hundred twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes) X (nine)

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