I couldn’t find an instrumental of Plug Tunin’ by De La Soul, but that’s what it’s supposed to rapped over.

I can’t flow, but I can rhyme
I just write jokes, don’t need stage time

it’s the part of the show you’ve been waitin for
comedy death ray, this humor is raw

scottie aukerman’s been making silly jokes
best comedy writer? I’m callin it a hoax

but thanks for listening to this show in order
the funny parts were written by BJ Porter

you know the time, but first I’m gonna rhyme
dissin unfunny guests

jimmy pardo is always not funny

yo nick kroll, your jokes is old
you’re not that brainy, but funnier than john mulaney

and I’m sorry ansari, but I don’t want to hear
about your cousin harris or vids with paul sheer

todd glass, andy kindler, morgan murphy, dana gould
all great comics, you guys ruled

but scott used to ask what every guest earns
now wastes your time between the two ferns

wish you wrote jokes that were a lot stronger
dropped albums on vinyl like my man matt braunger

is harris wittels funny? hell no!
he should be writing for Jay Leno

like i love movies, with the same guests.
ways to improve, allow me to suggest

funny characters by mr. f thompkins
when he’s on the show, everybody wins.

songs by weirder scott, need a disclaimer
even worse than raps by mr. howard kremer

offense joke, what? too soon?
get better guests than mr. nick thune.

comedy nerd fans who hate dane cook
comedy by the numbers, yeah they read the book.

go to UCB every day this spring
their homepage is aspecialthing

but enough of this shit, nice show cyberthug
it’s time to drop the mic and listen to the plugs

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Obviously very little editing went into this.

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