luddite?

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

I have a subscription to the Sunday New York Times, but more often read the paper online.
I listen to more podcasts per week than I do radio over the airwaves.
I watch more video per week on my computer than television.
I make purchases at Lowe’s more often than my local hardware store.

This trend scares the shit out of me.


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Bernard Pivot

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

1. What is your favorite word?

funny.

2. What is your least favorite word?

fear.

3. What turns you on?

Absurdity.

4. What turns you off?

Women wearing uncomfortable shoes.

5. What is your favorite curse word?

Something I used to say when I was mad as a child: Stupidfuckingdammitshitassholebitchdick.

6. What sound or noise do you love?

Laughter at something I said.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

Someone acting entitled.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Comedy Writer.

9. What profession would you not like to attempt?

Priest

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

you again?

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