Jesus must hate his PR people. Because when you think about it, he started out as this counter-culture, indie guy and now he’s like all mainstream. And its one of those things where its like, “who the fuck is licensing all this shit” Who the fuck made “me” candles, and why haven’t I seen a dime.
And can we get a better band than P.O.D.?
Like, I made the Beatles. Oh, and by the way, I saw those posters, I never said I hate Fags.
I don’t, and that’s a horrible slogan. Like McRib never says “McRib Hates Fags” that doesn’t sell a lot.

I’m starting to believe that religion is like Star Trek for old people and recovering meth addicts.
But its way worse because they have conventions every Sunday, and there’s a lot more fan fiction.

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